We are living in a Bizarre World:
• If a mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to
pretend with him.
• Some how It’s un-American for the census to count how
many Americans are in America.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad,
but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
• It was cool for Joe
Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if
Donald Trump inquires about it.
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but
eighteen is old enough to vote.
• Illegals aren’t required to show ID, but
citizens can’t buy cough medicine without it.
• Citizens are fined if they
don’t buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for
illegals.
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations
to people who have never been slaves.
• People who have never been to
college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for
useless degrees.
• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but
you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and
German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting
process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern
fence is welcome.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5
trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
• If you cheat to get
into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go
to college for free.
• Politicians who say that the President is not above
the law put illegal immigrants above the law.
• People who say there is no
such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
• Illegals don’t pay
taxes, but they get tax refunds.
• We see other countries going Socialist and
collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
• Voter suppression is bad,
but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
• Some people
are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other
people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
•
Criminals are caught and released to hurt more people but stopping them is
bad.
When will I wake up from this nightmare world??